Oh Mirror in the sky....
but if greece wins
who pays for eurovision next year?????
at least the alcohol will be free
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DO YOU HEAR THAT AMERICA??? THIS IS EUROPE NOT GIVING A FLYING FUCK ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW BECAUSE WE HAVE A GUY IN A WEIRD SEXUAL TENSION WITH HIS SHADOW IN A GLASS CAGE AND DRUNK GREEKS AND A SINGING JESUS AS WELL AS A SINGING CUPCAKE AND AN ITALIAN THAT MELTS THE HEARTS OF THE ENTIRE CONTINENT AND A FREAKING GAY TENOR VAMPIRE. YOU CAN’T TOP THAT, SUCKERS
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Cezar - It’s My Life (Eurovision 2013)
dracula with his glowing tampons in the roof
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Eurovision is actually a big deal because after we spent 1000 years killing each other we’ve decided to put our weapons aside and dazzle each other with our ridiculous singing performances, nice Russian grannies and gay Romanian draculas.
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as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to
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wtf is eurovision
when europe goes to war for a day with shitty pop songs as their weapons
i thought it was the hunger games with talent
what talent
this
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in Europe we don’t say ‘i hate you’ we say ‘nil points’ which roughly translates as ‘we still hold a grudge against you for something a while back and we don’t share a border with you either’ i think that’s lovely don’t you?
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EXCUSE ME WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST WATCH
probably either eurovision or doctor who
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somewhere, somewhen, there is steven moffat, sitting alone in a dark room, evil laughing at our pain
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I CANT STOP LAUGHING
should i be watching barbie
UGH you guys the worst thing is that the Barbie movies are actually pretty good? Like there’s even a Three Musketeer one where they’re girls who design clothing? but also fight injustice? I DON’T KNOW it’s funny and very tongue-in-cheek and isn’t actually gross and sexist….
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petition for the cast of horrible histories to be britain’s entry next year
yes.
that…that might work.
this needs to happen
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